黑色幽默:很黑,很无奈

黑一:
问:我家里有三亩地 我想种地种东西 然后卖钱 除了吃喝等必要开销之外 都剩下来攒钱买房子在北京,这大概得几年?

答:在北京买套100平米的房子,要花300万元,农民种三亩地,要从唐朝至今才能凑齐(不能有灾年);工人月工资1500.需从鸦片战争上班至今(无双休);年薪6万白领需从1960年上班至今(无假期)。

黑二:《“涨”声响起来》!

 

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